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Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out silliness!
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Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?A: Banned from the petting zoo.John, Bondi
Q: WHY did the sperm cross the road?A: Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.Alex, Potts Point
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Eight Jokes for your Week!
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I WAS watching a trial in court from the public gallery the other day and a German guy was on trial for speeding. Thejudge called him up to the stand and asked him, "What is your name?" B
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the firs
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WHAT do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughoutFrance?The French.Womack & Womack, Ultimo
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MY wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.She said she cou
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THEY say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but probably not whenyou are on a first date with a stutterer.Dan, Bondi Junction
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VICTORIA Beckham goes up to David and says: "I've just seen what'
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WELCOME back to The Alzheimer's information web page.Please enter your 16 digit password.Richard, Edgecliff
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PEOPLE often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor.Well, to cut a long story short...Michelle, U
THIS WEEK'S JOKES
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said: "How the fuck did you get in here?" Jeremy, Brisbane
I hate French jokes. They're crêpe. Felix, Darlinghurst
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